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Top 6 Funniest "Lawyers" of All Time »

Posted by: nightcrawlerX 3 months ago

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Some of the most hilarious moments ever captured in a "courtroom".

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daducha3 months ago

I like Alan Shore and Lionel.
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Charlson3 months ago

There are more "funny" lawyers in real life and more bizarre.
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  airglide3 months ago
  
  There are actually only 3 lawyer jokes. The rest are all true stories.
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GHOSTWHOWALKS3 months ago

I prefer Shakespeare's quote.
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BronxBomber3 months ago

I didn't think any lawyer had a sense of humor.
Q.What does a lawyer use for birth control?
A.His personality.
Q.What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A.Senator.
Q.How do you get a lawyer off a tree?
A.Cut the rope.
Q.What's the ideal weight of a lawyer?
A.3 lbs. including the urn.
Q.What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A."Your Honor"
Q.What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A. A vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a call girl?
A. A call girl stop screwing you after your dead.

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  nightcrawlerX3 months ago
  
  Thank you for the laughs today :)
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  BoxMonkey3 months ago
  
  That's good stuff right there , alrighty .
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